Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others ...
Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir
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The shortest relationship in life is between students and books.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!
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A student didn’t know what to do
so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!
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A simple Hi can make some 1 feel worthwhile,
A little silence can change things all over,
A simple NO! can hurt so much,
A small mistake can haunt you 4 the rest of your life,
A single memory can make u cry like crazy,
A word YES can change some1’s entire life,
A phrase I love you can make u feel u own the world,
And a text sms sent with so much love and care make some1’s Day!
So keep texting ! ...
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CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!
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If you can’t Convince Them
then try to Confuse them!
A good way to answer
unknown questions in Exam!
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A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?!
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Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!
Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!
Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow]
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worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are:
1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired.
3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing....
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You know that God arranged for you ...
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
12 Months of Love,
and 365 days of Happiness.
Therefore when you Mixed them all ...
You will find a Very Happy New Year!
Happy New Coming Year 2011.
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